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When you hear the word “Tumblr” at school.

saveacherrypopyacollar:

cookiescompletemysoul:

allthewallsofdreaming:

squawkee:

clivethefezlord:

twigvicious:

ollehh:

mamapancakes:

drenchedinxsyn:

vikki-vengeance:

niggle-pie:

vimmuse:

I’m a naked bitch that wants to fuck Pedo Bear on a motorway.

I’m a naked clown that beat the shit out of John Cena on a motorway.

I’m a naked clown that beat the shit out of Lily Allen on the beach

I’m a naked sex addict that beat the shit out of Adam Sandler in a taxi. xD POOR ADAM D:

I’m a naked emo that wants to fuck Sean William Scott in church…

I’m a naked virgin that beat the shit out of Miley Cyrus in Disney Land.

I’m a naked virgin who beat the shit out of Channing Tatum over the internet.  That’s about the only way I would be able to beat the shit out of him since physically he would kill me.

Also, ollehh, we are both apparently not wearing pants.

I am a naked bitch that bitch the shit out of Jason Derulo on a park bench

I’m a naked bitch that wants to fuck Nick Jonas in church

^That one’s my favorite.

I’m a naked clown that beat the shit out of Nick Jonas on a park bench.

I’m a naked sex addict that beat the shit out of Eminem in court

I’m a sexy clown that stalked taylor swift underneath the christmas tree

I’m a naked slut that stalked Jim Carey in court

I’m a naked clown who beat the shit out of Jason Derulo in Disney land. Damn, I have some adventures. 

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